Imperfect Train Moments

1.  Last night might have been the last time I took the V train.  From 14th St. to 2nd Ave.  Now its all just FML.

2.  Tonight a man wearing English Oxfords insisted on tapping his heel in a very rapid 1-2-1-2 to the beat of whatever was playing on his Sony headphones.  All the way from York Street to 7th Ave.  Seven.  Stops.  He also bopped his head in time.

If I had slipped him a note this might have been what it said:

Dear Sir,

Please stop that.  When I look at you tip-tapping your foot in time to your music, all I can think is of cutting off your foot.  Make that both feet.

Best,

Everyone on this train

P.S. Goatees do not look good on anyone.

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~ by drywoodburstingintoflame on June 24, 2010.

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